Finally the most anticipated film of the year is upon us as Hollywood comes to Glebe St to tell the tale of Scotlands favourite family the Broons. With an all star cast which sees George Clooney take the role of paw, Sean Connery as granpaw and Johnny Dep camp it up as the brains of the family Horace. The film is centered round the bairn (played by unknown actor Sylvester Stallone) over hearing granpaw who says he has to leave because of the ‘al qaeda fight’. The family of course intervenes and end up having only 48hrs to save the world and get Daphne a dress that fits for the dance at the social. All end wells when granpaw is tracked down to the but n ben lavvy, apparently he hadn’t been going for a fight after all.

Revenge of the Radges follows Obi-wan during the dark time of the Empire. Defeated and isolated Obi-wan ends up in the backwater of Embra’ in a bar where he befriends some local radges and ends up swedgin’ wi some jambo n chibs some boay wi es lightsabre eh! After exploring his dark side Obi must face his final choice, to choose the dark side or choose light!

The latest Harry Potter film ‘Harry Potter and the Heroin Addiction’ or ‘Trainspotter’ will be out shortly and marks a ‘departure’ from the previous outings. The film is set around the breakdown of the Hogwarts Express which strands our classmates in the Port of Leith. Harry, Ron and Hermione get into many adventures as they have to solve the riddle of the ‘glessed girl’, as the prophecy states that ‘nae c#*!t leaves till we found which c#*!t did it’. Along the way Harry experiments with mudblood whilst Ron meets the pure barry wizards twins Charlie & Craig.